You've arrived at BENT-HALO.NET, hopefully of your own free will. This is my site, and I am H.J. Bender. Here you will find a variety of fanart, fanfiction, a sprinkling of fanvids, and other outrageously entertaining stuff from the grey matter of yours truly.

This new version of BH.net is still in the process of getting a much-needed facelift, so don't be alarmed if you come across something wonky, disjointed or otherwise mutilated looking. However, if you come across something disturbing, wrong or viciously hilarious, there's absolutely no problem as that's a sign that the site is working fine. Speaking of which . . .

Please be advised that most (like 85%) of the material on this site is inteded for a mature, refined and intellectually sophisticated audience, so if you are underaged or of delicate constitution, do excercise caution and view the contents of this site at your own discretion. Then again, I've had people thank me for perverting them, but I still feel I should warn you all. You can't come back years down the road when you're in a federal penitentiary and blame me. For one, everybody in jail is "innocent", and for another, I told you so.

Have fun, guys.